Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD
After 15 minutes
1 hour and 45 minutes
2 hours and 15 minutes
3 and a haf hours
4 hours and 45 minutes
6 hours and 45 minutes
8 hours and 45 minutes
9 and a half hours
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal